Dental DAMMIT

Tis’ The Season Of The Biscotti

Did y’all feel that morning chill? Nope, it’s not just your AC running, it’s SWEATA WEATHA.

To those who are unfamiliar with Reagan-nomics and the trickle-down effect, this is how it works, as I understand it.

In the fall months, the weather starts getting colder, so you start wanting warm coffee, but your budget is tight because you spent all your money on summer vacation and the holidays are coming up, so you have to get a drip coffee, but then you saved enough to get a little treat, so you get a biscotti to pair with your drip coffee.

The biscotti is so hard that you DO have to dip it into your drip coffee to soften it enough to not break a tooth immediately, but it looks so good that you softens enough to not slowly break away at the enamel.

So after that repeats weekly for about 4-6 months, you finally have your first dentist appointment in the spring. You will have dental work that has to be done. It is because of the biscotti. You won’t regret it.

That, my friends, is why Big Dentist invented fall and the biscotti biscuit.

Shitty Business Ideas

Hello Sharts,

I’m sure you all have quite the history with oral products, and I pray that doesn’t end today. I’ve developed a new solution for people who love giving head but hate getting their throat swabbed.

Introducing the Dental Dammit, a hygiene product that’s designed to make spitting fitting.

Personally, I’ve never used a dental dam, but I think that we really have something here. The Dental Dammit is a product for folks who remember in the heat of the moment that they left their dental dam at the store. Never fear, that doesn’t stop them from slobbin’ on the knob. Because after they polish that pipe, users can just reach for their bottle of Dental Dammit, throw back a capful, and continue swishing, gargling, and spitting as they were mere moments ago.

We are seeking at least a million dollars in exchange for 25% of the company. So that we can continue our clinical research trials.

Dental Dammit is a patented solution that is not safe for kid, animal, or adult consumption. Do not swallow. Gargle responsibly.

I PostEd This week

I am continuing honest videos about algorithm addiction and trying to unlearn it. This week I bought a journal and am preparing to start scrapbooking and what not in it. Do any of you have junk journals?