Where Are They Now?

The Real Housewives Of teletubbyLand Camera fades in and opens to a scene with the Voice Trumpets. "Come one, come all, to the Teletubby Ball. An overhead shot of the venueWhere colors swirl across the dance hallRoll complications of the cast walking into the Tubbytronic SuperdomeAnd two will have an all-out brawlDipsy throws a glass of wine Will the four finally see their fallDramatic footage of Lala being pushed to the groundWill this be the end of it all?""YOU BITCH" echoes loudly in Po's...