Well Friends,

It's over.

After many, many hours of research. I've finally made my conclusion.

Milk is back.

Unfortunately, it's not up to us to decide the fate of milk, but rather, it has always been in the hands of our corporate overlords.

After 4 weeks of intense research and conspiracy theory adjacent content, I'm finally concluding this saga. Milk is more than milk. It's an entire economic sector (and food group).

We, as a society, are too far gone to stop Big Dairy.

Cheese, yogurt, and pizza are far too ingrained into the fabric of our culture for us to see the decline of milk like we once saw in the early 1940s and 2000s.

Dairy Management Inc. has its grubby little cheese fingers all over the little treat, health food, and coffee industry. For creams sake, they are literally indoctrinating the children by giving them cheese filled treats at the school.

I, for one, am trying not to complain about it too much. I know there are some dairy truthers in our midst. I myself have had to increase my dairy consumption since the start of this newsletter.

Unfortunately, the hard reality is...

... more dairy sales is good for the economy, probably.

Sure, the cost of a wholistic diet that meets your needs as a human being is higher than it's ever been, but we have beautifully processed foods that help us meet our bodies needs!

I'm not an economist, or journalist, or whatever, but I would guess that it, in part, has something to do profits and whatever drives revenue for the shareholders.

At the end of the day, we can continue our fight against Big Dairy by resisting our primal urges, but when the clock strikes three (am) the cheese tax must still be paid.

Yours In Cream,
Clebbie Debbie