They Put WHAT In My Latte?

Protein-maxxing (part 2)

Y'all just when you think the protein-ification of our daily drivers couldn't get worse. They just stormed the coffee capital of America.

That's right, they've taken our sweet, sweet drive thru latte's hostage with "protein-boosted" milk.

Now I'm no nutritionist, but I've been told that milk itself is already rich in protein. So the fact that we are boosting the protein values in milk is... unique.

I'd also argue that people who are drinking Starbucks drive thru lattes are not craving a morning protein boost on their pre-work little treat pit stop.

Prefer an iced coffee (or even a matcha), but still want the protein boost? Don't even worry sweetheart. The Starbucks and protein milk overlords have considered this and developed a beautiful protein cold foam. YUM!

Looking for a banana flavored option? You are in luck the protein boosted milk has a few fantastic flavor options, like banana. Also Chocolate and Vanilla of course. These are famously the top three protein flavors.

If you are one of the few people looking to try a protein latte, I think that it's safe to do now.

I'm writing this a few weeks after the release of this newly invented milk, and apparently some of the Starbucks Baristas weren't super well trained on the product. So they were using protein milk in a way that was just completely wrong and it was completely making the milk curdled and undrinkable.

I would insert a picture, but I got enough email replies to my perpetual stew email to know that none of you would enjoy it.

With all of this said, I decided to try the protein coffee for this week's video, and as my first video on my new coffee channels.

You are welcome, and I forgive you.

Shitty Business Ideas

On today's episode of Shart Tank, the creators of BlowHoles return to the Tank to pitch a new shitty business idea.

Good afternoon Sharts!

It's wonderful to see you all again. Except you, Mr. Wonderful.

I've been going to a lot of dive bars because the drinks are cheap and the cover is non-existent because, honestly, ever since the failure of BlowHoles, I've been having to scrape together my coins to cover my next genius invention.

Thankfully, inspiration struck after my third miller high life the other night. I went to the restroom and when I was in there I found someone's abandoned vape.

In need of a quick fix, I decided to hit it and leave it behind for the next brother in need (thankfully I had a BlowHole on hand for this. very moment).

That's when it hit me. Why don't dive bars have bathroom attendants with cigarettes, lighters, zyns, and some 5 gum? I am the perfect clientele for this. I am always ready to bum a cigarette from whoever has one handy.

So what do y'all think? Shark or Shart?