They Want Us To Toss
Our Own Salads...
I've witnessed the fall of our nation's greatest tennis courts...
...to pickleball.
If you aren't familiar, pickleball is a bastardized version of tennis that is more accessible to millennials and people who have bad knees. The courts are smaller, the paddles are plastic, and the balls move slower. It's a game designed to be accessible to the masses.
I'm sure the French and the English would HATE to find out that we've managed to make a lazier version of tennis. But, it's no secret that Americans love to make things their own (and easier).
As someone who recently played pickleball for the first time, it is fun, and it's very alike in nature to tennis. I won't pretend to know or care about the rules, but I will giggle while I flail around the court hitting a plastic ball back and forth.
With pickleball having roots in the 60's and an all time high level of old bitches having nothing else to do but socialize over a leisure sport. Originally invented as a children's game, it's truly no surprise that the demographic of people who seem to enjoy the game are the very same as those who are the most childish in society <3
I do wonder why it's called pickleball, though. I figure it has something to do with male genitalia, because most things in life revolve around the phallus, and also because I have the brain of a 12 year old.
Shitty Business Ideas:
Sharts,
I am asking you for 1000 dollar visa gift card. In exchange I will give you all a kiss on the forehead if you agree <3
I will be honest, I saw a store on TikTok called Sierra and immediately texted Brenn about it. Imagine if TJ Maxx was filled with stuff from REI... It's perfect and they have an online store. I spent $250 dollars and got a shit ton of stuff I love. I even recorded a haul video. 👇
I recorded a haul video and I hate it.
I wasn't going to release it, so you all can watch it as a treat <3
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May Your Salad Be Tossed,
Clebbie ❤️
