Believing A Few Conspiracy Theories As A Treat

Do we really believe that we went to the moon?

I do, but it seems like most people don’t. Do you believe the Illuminati is real? I do! Do you believe that aliens walk among us? The answer is probably.

I think that conspiracy theories are kinda fun when they aren’t like implicitly harmful to groups of people. Like for instance, I believe that aliens are real and they are actually AI, and the slow but unusually fast progression of technology in the last couple of decades is directly related to proving that they exist and normalizing themselves before the destroy humanity.

Sometimes having a little (harmless) conspiracy theory as a treat is fun and enjoyable. Consider that! Do you have a harmless conspiracy theory that you fully believe? If so, send it in so I can feature it in some form of media in the future.

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I would like to position the idea of an iPhone that is actually cool and actually works but doesn’t have green text bubbles. I know this seems impossible, but Tim Cook is famously gay. That may sound like a random fact to most, but gay people are famously easy to manipulate.

Here’s the plan: we hire a really hot guy (we need to do some intel first to figure out if Tim Cook is a top or bottom, but let’s be honest, he’s clearly a bottom). Then we ruin his marriage (if it’s not already an open marriage_ by strategically placing this guy all around him in an attainable, yet unattainable way.

Next, we seduce him. All throughout this timeframe filled with mind-boggling sex, we will have our actor / sex worker / escort fill his mind with ideas about what would make the iPhone really cool, and also we will be telling him how bad the iPhone is actually (mind you, our really hot guy will obviously not be using an iPhone).

Then, after 6 months of a situation-ship so intense it could be a movie, we will have him right where we want him. This is where the psychological warfare comes into play. We have to disappear and go completely no contact.

The only way he will be able to contact us is to actually make the iPhone better in hopes that the situation-ship will reach out to rekindle things.