If you are a sweet, beautiful, intelligent, fall-loving girlie like myself, you may have seen that pumpkin drinks are back and earlier than ever.
When talking about this with my friend Brenn, it made me wonder what Charlie Brown would think about the American-iced (pun) version of the Great Pumpkin.
Especially as the media representation of Charlie Brown never shows him partaking in so much as a piece of pumpkin pie.
So I took to the streets (and the text messages, and the DMs) to find answers. Naturally, I asked Brenn first, since she inspired the conversation.
I’m not one to question women, so I took her answer in stride, and parlayed to the local coffee shop to interrogate “harmless” baristas (who I have befriended).
You can see both Riley and Ramona’s answers here, but as they both agreed that Charlie Brown would be a big PSL lover, I had to conclude that they were paid actors. Especially as their employer just released their own proprietary pumpkin seasonal beverage line-up for Fall.
So I took to the DMs, to interrogate a journalist committed to the bit (read: journalistic integrity).
Yep, I DM-ed my friend Benton, who resoundingly agreed that Charlie Brown enjoys drinking the occasional pumpkin-flavored beverage.
I find myself asking… is this mass hysteria, a cultural phenomenon, or a secret third thing?
Reader, what do you think?
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Sharts, you may have noticed that Pumpkin Spice is back. But I think it’s about time we demanded justice for other gourds. Why isn’t there a squash casserole latte, or even a butternut matcha? It’s always Pumpkin Spice Latte and Cold Foam and Syrup and Sauce, and I’ve had it.
Why does Pumpkin get all the gourd-y glory? Especially when Pumpkin Sauce is primarily made up of other gourds like the aforementioned butternut squash.
So I’ve created a solution. I’ve brought some of the greatest fall minds together to form a flavor lab. Kind of like the Bon Appetit test kitchen, but less sexual harassment allegations.
So I’ve created a solution. I’ve brought some of the greatest fall minds together to form a flavor lab. Kind of like the Bon Appétit test kitchen, but less sexual harassment allegations.
Sharts, I am offering you exclusive Beta Taster access as well as any proceeds that are generated from any Starbucks partnerships (or lawsuits) in exchange for a large compound located on the outskirts of Burlington, Vermont.
Together we could start a cult community of like-minded individuals who love autumnal flavors.
What do you think?
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Forever Your Pumpkin,
Clebbie Debbie
