Cardio For Girls With Shopping Addictions

Hot Girl Walks At The Mall

In a moment of vulnerability, I will say that most, if not all, of the problems I mentioned last week would be solved if I stopped going on hot girl walks around the mall, but I cannot.

Mall walks, as I call them, are so therapeutic. A perfectly air-conditioned environment to explore with friends while getting my steps in? Sign me up! A perfect combo environment of window shopping, mixed with trying and buying new things on? Well, yes! Top it all off with a perfect mall food court experience? You know what… hell yeah!

On my worst days, my mall walks could heal me. On my best days, my mall walks could kill a small Victorian child. They should seriously consider studying these things in a lab.

I do think a solution to my non-problem of spending too much money on a mall walk would be to start walking around less interesting malls. Malls where all the stores suck and don’t entice me to buy something. But then I would probably leave sad and with fewer steps than I would if I had gone on a mall walk.

Basically, I am looking for an indoor track that is surrounded by a ton of the worst outlet stores you’ve ever seen (like imagine a Nordstrom Rack with nothing good inside). BUT it does still need to have a good-ass Asian food court option. I have to have some motivation for going.

Shitty Business Ideas

Friends,

I know that you all look forward to this segment of the newsletter, and I have gotten many requests to make this segment into a video skit… I am wondering what you imagine them to look like. I am scared that I won’t be funny. I am nervous that I have to do a character, and I don’t know if I want to do a character.

Will you reply and give me advice on whether I should do videos showcasing some of the old Shart Tank segments that I’ve done?

These videos would be sent to the newsletter sometimes, but mostly probably not. I think I would keep the newsletter Shart Tank separate from the video version of Shart Tank.