Credit Card Warrior Princess

Thank you for forgiving me for being sick last week and not sending you an email. It will happen again, but hopefully not soon.

Credit Card Apologist

Having a credit card is the perfect storm. It gives me points for purchases. It gives me payment plans for when I impulse-spend or book a trip. It gives me the freedom to be me. That’s why this week’s newsletter is sponsored by Credit Karma. Kidding, kidding. I’m not ready to become a corporate shill… yet.

Now, some of you readers may remember an earlier edition of this newsletter where I stated that I needed to be put in a conservatorship. That is likely still true. Today’s newsletter will only further those points.

I am an advocate for girl math, healing your inner child, and going on hot girl walks around the mall (more on this next week). All of these things are the perfect storm for any credit card holder. Why? Simply because I always have an excuse for anything I ever want to buy.

New purse that I need? Well, I haven’t bought a purse this year, so I’ll just put it on my credit card. Craving a Lego set? It’s healing my inner child, just put it on the credit card. Cute blind box? Inner child purchase AND it’s a business expense if I film a video about it, so it’s free! Put it on the card!!!

Reader, what was your last guilt free credit card purchase?

Shitty Business Ideas

Sharts,

I am offering you the chance to make a lot of money by targeting an audience who isn’t affected by the gender wage gap, but they are grossly affected by toxic masculinity.

Yep, we got a product on the block for Gay Guys. AND I will give this all up in exchange for a hit of the recently FDA-regulated poppers I know you have on you, Mark.

Today’s idea is kinda like a Costco membership for Gay Guys. But instead of getting access for goods and services at cost in exchange for an annual membership, we are going to charge a monthly membership that gives them access to goods and services that Gay Guys really want.

Yep, this membership is going to give the Gay Guys access to the best gym in town, local bathhouses, and will of course include all the covers at the local gay bars.

If Gay Guys by the executive membership, they will get 2% cash-back on all of the drinks they buy from the bars and a locker at either the gym or the bathhouse (but not both). So what do you say, Sharts? Should we go balls to the walls on this one?