Black Friday Adventures

Black Friday is my Super Bowl. Since I was a wee capitalist, I’ve always loved Black Friday. It was the closest we ever came as a society to legalizing and implementing The Purge and all for an 80% discount. I’ll never forget the rush of reading through the newspaper to find out what the door-busters were. The idea of going Black Friday shopping was thrilling to me. A fight to the death for a laptop that no one should own anyways. The cheapest crockpot you’ve never owned because they only had...